What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 11:38

Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
How has your life changed since starting college?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Then came..
Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?